Cut | | March 08, 2017

There’s been some talk about our fav 2 min breakfast staple of late, thanks to USA’s dedicated Cereal Day.
Let us preface this by saying our oddly amusing cereal habits brings to light how idiosyncratic downright bonkers humans are…

 

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Some cats reckon it’s better to pour the milk in first. Arguably, you fool yourself into pouring too much cereal in order to dam the flood of Calcium.

 

Others say they eat it with water, instead of milk. Hello? You’re breaking-the-fast! This is no time to cut dairy.
The rest eat it with a fork (how?), making their liquid of choice redundant.

 

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Which brings us to weirdo category #3: savages who forgo liquid completely have have cereal dry. This in fact makes the nutritional info on the back that includes the milk added an utter fallacy.

 

Finally…

 

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What a riot.