The U.S. Government has a tiny problem, Trump is turning the white house into a giant frat party. The carpet is soaked in alcohol, you can hear the murmurs of ‘Daddy can I please have more money’ and they even have ‘Make America Great Again’ Red Cups. Yes, the cup that is usually adorn with cheap beer had a presidential twist for his Inauguration ‘tour’.
So naturally when we found out that Trump slapped his branding on a lookalike of our ubiquitous red piss-up cups, we had to make a stand.
So we decided to make a more appropriate one — one to fit the size of his tiny hands.
Downsizing the usual schooner sized vessel to a small 285ml, we’re telling Trump how they feel through our packaging that will roll out nationwide in 3000 stores.
We are going to pick the top five tiny items that YOU think Trump needs and send them off with our Minis. Think of it as a ‘please don’t fuck up the world’ care package.
We’ll start you off with a list…
1. A tiny cup
2. A tiny bit of dignity (it couldn’t be more simple!!)
3. Tiny socks (because you know what they say about tiny feet, amirite 😉 )
And now we must sign off with an unofficial Trump message…