Cut | | March 15, 2017

The U.S. Government has a tiny problem, Trump is turning the white house into a giant frat party. The carpet is soaked in alcohol, you can hear the murmurs of ‘Daddy can I please have more money’ and they even have ‘Make America Great Again’ Red Cups. Yes, the cup that is usually adorn with cheap beer had a presidential twist for his Inauguration ‘tour’.




So naturally when we found out that Trump slapped his branding on a lookalike of our ubiquitous red piss-up cups, we had to make a stand.


So we decided to make a more appropriate one — one to fit the size of his tiny hands.


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Downsizing the usual schooner sized vessel to a small 285ml, we’re telling Trump how they feel through our packaging that will roll out nationwide in 3000 stores.

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We are going to pick the top five tiny items that YOU think Trump needs and send them off with our Minis. Think of it as a ‘please don’t fuck up the world’ care package.

 We’ll start you off with a list…

1. A tiny cup

2. A tiny bit of dignity (it couldn’t be more simple!!)

3. Tiny socks (because you know what they say about tiny feet, amirite 😉 )


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And now we must sign off with an unofficial Trump message…