Cut | | April 28, 2017

It’s not every day that a Judge commends a drug dealer on “a good business model”.

 

20-year-old Brodie Gary Satterley ran a methamphetamine operation, a business you just can’t find in your local yellow pages. Though unlike your other drug syndicates, Satterley also gave price guides, charged interest on debts and gave discounts and refunds in response to complaints.

 

Justice Lyons sentenced the Mr. Satterley to three years’ jail with immediate parole, and encouraged him to starting using his business skills for good instead of evil.

 

Now there we have it, a 20 year old Meth dealer who can run a business better than most 50 year old’s.

 

Moral of the story? Never deal Meth kids.

 

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Sourced from Bayside Star News.