Cut | | August 30, 2017

The binge watching lifestyle is one condemned by out-of-touch baby boomers and Generation X’ers who haven’t yet experienced the sheer pleasures of mounting one’s eyes to a screen of pure happiness and joy, burning through seasons faster than their generations burnt through fossil fuels.

 

Now, as part of a promotion upcoming series “Disjointed” (about a woman who lives her dream of opening a marijuana dispensary), Netflix wants to take your binge-sesh to new levels of chill by developing strains of marijuana inspired by ten of its shows.

 

 

Some of the shows the devil’s lettuce will take the form of include the Orange Is The New Black inspired “Poussey Riot,” “for kicking it with somebody, talking, making mad stupid jokes” and the  “Bojack Horseman”, which can be viewed while partaking in Prickly Muffin: “When you smoke this, it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day.”

 

According to Variety“each strain was cultivated with the specific shows in mind, designed to complement each title based on their tone. For example, sillier shows may be more indica dominant, while dramedies will be more sativa dominant to help the more powerful scenes resonate.”

 

 

 

The strains will be up for sale at a  West Hollywood pop-up shop at Alternative Health Herbal Services this Friday to Sunday, but only those with qualifying medical conditions requiring cannabis use, will be able to purchase the branded strains.