The first scientists to discover the platypus thought they were being trolled.
George Shaw, who was the first to pen a description of the mammal back in 1799, thought it was basically sewn together from a bunch of different different animals – maybe a duck’s beak combined with the body of a beaver?
Mad scientist and shoe customiser searleivy is the latest to try and outdo mother nature’s great atrocity, binding together elements of Off-White‘s Jordan 1 with Balenciaga‘s black-and-red Triple S soles.
It’s the logical outcome to a sneaker mash-up trend that’s getting a little out of control.
Let’s just hope these bad boys don’t end up as ubiquitous as the pug – then we truly are fucked.
For real though, is this the new face of Off White’s Nike Air Max 90?