Cut | January 29, 2018

Who hasn’t held a Super Soaker over their sibling and prayed to God flames would shoot out the other end some day …


What was once a nifty pickup on video game side quests has now become a fully-fledged, $500 USD, sleek, dual-coloured rifle with a top-mounted gas tank.


Ya’ll ready?




Elon Musk took to Instagram and started behaving just like you when he fired it up:



Boring Company are taking preorders now. (They’re also selling fire extinguishers for $30 USD just in case you manage to burn the house down.)


I’ma buy for once these driverless trucks become self-aware.